Oh Maggie, I think an intervention is in order
June 3, 2009
Oh, Maggie Gallagher. Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. We need to talk sweetie. See, I totally respect your right to your opinion about marriage and all that, but I think there’s a deeper issue you have here. At first I thought I was merely speculating, but the more I saw you, the more I realized it’s true: you have a problem. See, while you profess to speak the truth of your religious book, you’re really hiding the truth behind your desire to not see the gays get married: you’re angry that you have no gay friends.
If you even had one gay guy for a friend, love, even just one, he would never let you go on national television one more time while wearing that red smock of yours. In fact, chances are he’d never let you wear red ever again. You’ve shot your wad, overplayed the redness of your wardrobe, and have left us to come to the conclusion that either you have only one outfit that you ever wear, or else your closet is full od duplicate outfits. And since you’re not Michael Kors, I refuse to let you play the “trademark wardrobe” card.
You have a problem, Maggie, let’s face it. It took me all of three minutes to do a quick YouTube search and discover the following pictorial history.
You and Perez Hilton on Larry King LIve:
You and Joe Solmonese on Hardball:
You and Michaelangelo Signorile on CNN:
You on your own NOM California announcement:
And then there’s you on Dr. Phil:
If you’re going to further subject us to your bland presence and stale arguments, the least you could do is make us think that you take a shower and do your laundry from time to time. It’s the little things, Maggie Gallagher, it’s the little things. Trust me.
Just gay it!
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