Entries from December 2008

Happy gay new year!

Date December 31, 2008

Happy new year from Just Gay It!! For your new year’s enjoyment, here’s a list of gay things to do for New Year’s.

Schmooze.
Drink.
Snack.
Party.
Toast the new year.
Wear a feather boa.
Scream and/or shout.
Watch the ball drop.
Smooch.
Marvel at Dick Clark’s plastic surgery*.
Make fun of Carson Daly.
If you aren’t already, become one of Kathy Griffin’s gays.
Eat cheesecake.
Do the electric [...]

Some EW writers are decidedly NOT gay.

Date December 24, 2008

I was reading up on Entertainment Weekly’s Best and Worst of 2008 issue, and I was horribly disappointed in their take on movie fashion. Yes, Sex and the City had stunning fashion sense, I get it. But EW, you were woefully misguided declaring that Mamma Mia had the worst movie fashion.

Perfectly attired… for selling tie-dyed [...]

Rupert, the Gayest Knight Ever

Date December 13, 2008

This video is insanely adorable. Some favorite comments on it: it’s still a sin. You guys can think your [sic] equal or normal or whatever, but most people will still think you’re sinners and depraved individuals. And also: uh… what? homosexuals are sinners because they have homosexual love and homosexual sex. That’s just gay. And [...]

It’s a trade-off: prison time or self-censorship

Date December 12, 2008

I posted the other day about the writer in Iraq who was jailed and fined for writing about homosexuality. It’s not yet widely reported, but one Canada news source says he’s been pardoned. Of course, he’s being pardoned with the implicit agreement that he censor himself by not writing about sex in the future.
Hussein has [...]

Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Date December 12, 2008

I was goofing off on YouTube today and came across this fun little video. Religious genes… whodathunkit?

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A Day With or Without a Gay

Date December 12, 2008

Unsurprisingly, A Day without a gay was just sorta there. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Activists had billed Wednesday as “a day without a gay,” when gays and lesbians across the country would call in sick, boycott shopping and show the impact of their absence from everyday life.
Designed to be a protest against the Nov. 4 [...]

We don’t recruit, we just eat brains.

Date December 10, 2008

The truth is revealed about just how it is gays manage to create other gays. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 

 
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Profile of a Staunch Non-Homosexual: Stephen Kern

Date December 9, 2008

Location: Oklahoma
Occupation: Pastor (Olive Baptist Church), Federal Anti-Gay Agent
Marital Status: Heterosexually married to Sally Kern
Sexual Orientation: Not Applicable
Education: Ph.D. (Doctor of Phalluses)
Sense of Humor: Snorts at gay jokes
Social Setting: Prefers the company of like-minded men
Interests: Homosexuality, gay rights, gay literature, gay erotica, gay pornography, anti-gay religious rhetoric
About Stephen: Likes long walks on the beach, deep [...]

I’ll be supporting a day WITH a gay.

Date December 9, 2008

Tomorrow, December 10, is also being celebrated as Day Without a Gay. From their website:

The worldwide media attention surrounding our massive grassweb efforts for gay rights has been tremendous. Join the Impact was a HUGE success and will continue to thrive because of our efforts.
We’ve reacted to anti-gay ballot initiatives in California, Arizona Florida, and [...]

A Gay Old Time

Date December 9, 2008

To help ring in the holiday spirit, I give you, via Dan Savage himself, The Twelve Gays of Christmas.

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